Mariah Carey and Husband Nick Cannon are now in a battle of wits with Eminem

Whaddup?!? Imagine my surprise when I’m riding in the car today and hear on the radio that Eminem has released a diss song to Mariah Carey, which is a response to her Obsessed song (which she denies is about Eminem). You can hear eminems song here.

Why is this lame? This is lame because
1) Eminem STARTED this whole thing 6 years ago by putting his “relationship” with Mariah Carey out there. She denied it and like the little chump he is, he caught feelings

2) This dude is dissing ANOTHER pop star. You notice how he will attack pop stars unmercifully, but when it comes to actual hip hop artists, it takes him forever to pop off, and even then he needs his whole label full of artists to back him up (See Ray Benzino, Royce da 5′9, Ja Rule)

3) In the actual diss song, he openly admits to dry humping MC (what grown man dry humps? I did that when I was like 10. Dry humpin? Is that what’s hot in the streets now?), admits to seein her for 6 months but only smashin once (Lame), admits to a touch and bust, and he admits to having Voicemail recordings and pictures SIX YEARS AFTER THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED!!!! This dude is BEYOND lame. Again, what grown ass man keeps old voicemails and pictures of ex girlfriends? I could give a got damn about what my ex’s are doing. This dude really is obsessed.

I don’t understand what Eminem has to gain from doing this. He should’ve left well enough alone. It’s not like his own personal issues with women aren’t out there. Isn’t this the same dude who divorced his wife cause she was a slut bucket, only to REMARRY and then divorce her AGAIN 3 months later?!? Now this? This guy is the biggest simp in hip hop and he continually gets a pass for his simpistic ways. I’ll never understand it.